SpongeBob & Patrick Star Quotes

SpongeBob SquarePants:
Well Patrick, I was going to ask you if you wanted to go jellyfishing but I can see that you're busy having an episode.

“what do you usually do when i’m gone? Patrick: waiting for you to come back.”

“The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma”

“I am the master of Kara-tay”

Pearl Krabs:
See, no one says “cool” anymore. That’s such an old person thing. Now we say “coral”, as in “That nose job is so coral.”

Careful, Spongebob; Careful Spongebob. Spongebob careful. Careful Spongebob! Spongebob: Patrick Patrick: Yeah? Spongebob: It’s already open. Patrick: Oh

“ That’s it mister! You just lost your brain Priveleges!”

“Isn’t this great Squidward? It’s Just the 3 of us. You, me, and this brick wall you built between us”

You mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought?”

“ Squidward, you’re steaming. You’re lika a steamed vegetable, only smarter.”

Mr. Krabs:
Attention all employees! Just giving you a heads-up. I'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. Whoever doesn't pass gets the boot.
[Pulls out a boot]
Mr. Krabs: This boot to be exact. It's very stinky, and you have to wear it all day.

[SpongeBob appears on the horizon]
Sandy Cheeks: Here, Patrick. Have a Krabby Patty.
Sandy Cheeks: Psst. There he is Patrick, say your line.
Patrick: [picks up paper] Why thank you, Sandy. Take Patty. Too bad SpongeBob isn't here to enjoy this. These are his favorite.
[on the verge of tears]
Patrick: Take bite.

[To Krabs. ] Why don't you go and ask Cowbob Ranchpants and his friend sir Eat-a-lot. Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob. What's with all the nicknames?

SpongeBob SquarePants: I guess Grampa SquarePants was right: Never run for a bus...
[Imitates Grampa SquarePants]
SpongeBob SquarePants: ... especially one that's going up at a 90 degree angle.

Mermaid Man:
Now, who wants to save the world?
SpongeBob: I do!
Patrick: I do!
Sandy Cheeks: I do!
Squidward: I don't.
Mr. Krabs: Oh, yes you do, no world means no money, so either save the world, or you're fired!
[Squidward sighs]

Sandy Cheeks:
Holy guacamole!

Hey, Squidward, check this out! Two ordinary patties, but when expertly tossed with the skill of a champ, they become...
Patrick: ...A one way ticket to *pain*!
[smashes into Mr. Krabb's door]

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